Kentucky Not In Kentucky No More

Much like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz, tornados have sent the entire state of Kentucky to everywhere that’s not Kentucky.

Kernel Sanders was spotted in a large dust storm in Florida, a group of racehorses were spotted flying in West Virginia, and bluegrass music has left the country entirely.

Political leaders are en route to the state to assess the damage, and their gastrointestinal doctors report similar “large winds” from their Southern Regions.

December 20, 2021

• The Terminal Times

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