Mayor Frey Spotted Vaping CBD At Jamba Juice

According to paparazzi reports, Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey was spotted today vaping and longboarding in a Jamba Juice parking lot, visibly inebriated off of kombucha and vape shop CBD.

In response to the eyewitness reports, Frey resigned from his leadership positions at the Edina bicycle club and the Minnetonka golf committee.

It’s a sad day for Minneapolis politicians, almost as shameful as that time Governor Walz failed to wear ACAB merch at his internationally televised covid vaccination.

• The Terminal Times

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