GameStop Stock Soars, Employees Still Pussies Though

As Reddit geeks caused GameStop’s stock to soar over 100% this week, it’s been noted by Wall Street financial experts that over 90% of GameStop employees are still nerd losers.

“I made 100K off those pussies,” said edge-lord Reddit user Anthony Busci yesterday, “I’m beating up some GameStop employees and buying a PS9.”

• The Terminal Time

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