75% Of Delivery Drivers Admit To Rubbing Your Produce On Their Genitals

A recent poll reveals a truth we’ve often suspected. A whopping 75% of grocery shoppers and delivery drivers say they’ve rubbed their junk on produce intended for clients at least once.

The poll was conducted amongst a sampling of workers in the delivery industry who are employed by different brands in varying markets. We talked to one “full service” shopper who had some things to say but prefers to remain anonymous. 

“Sometimes we do it because the people are rude, and sometimes we do it because we’ve had a frustrating day.” he told The Terminal Times. 

We encourage our readers to tip their delivery drivers and be courteous. You never know how their day has been, and you don’t want their twigs and berries touching your fruits and vegetables.

• Cianna Violet, Terminal Times

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