Vice President and politically-active saltine cracker, Mike Pence, refused to let his family watch his televised vaccination. “Television is violent enough as it is,” he said in his statement, “Not only does the vaccination contain a graphic amount of violence – it also has a frightening amount of science and medical advice.”
He told the Terminal Times that the only thing he allows his family to watch is Newsmax and reruns of Davey and Goliath.
“There was a time when we briefly watched Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood as a family but when he came out as against the Vietnam War, we knew we had to stop watching,” he said, “If you can’t support every one of the US Military’s murderous actions, are you really a good American neighbor?”
Many were shocked that Mike Pence got the vaccine. His previous stance on COVID was that getting the virus was a “lifestyle choice” that could be changed with “discipline and prayer.”
- Jacob Nuckolls, Terminal Times
The Terminal Times 