Cookie Sheet Fired After Sharing Half-Baked Idea on Twitter
Producers of the Food Channel series “Bitchin Kitchen” didn’t sugar-coat their statement after firing longtime kitchen member, Sheryl B. Scheet. After sharing a half-baked idea on Twitter, Sheryl the cookie sheet is facing some heat and being forced to fork over her cupboarded position in the kitchen.
Despite being a non-stick pan, Sheryl has gotten herself into a sticky situation. She was already in hot water after breaking the dishwasher, but her situation went from out of the frying pan and into the fire once the producers discovered her late-night Twitter rant accusing oatmeal cookies of being disguised breakfast food.
Her enemies are making a meal out of the recent event. “She always gave me the crepes,” said Martin Muffin Pan Jackson, “The Devil’s Food Cake tells more truth than she did. You’re full of a bull, Scheet.” Loaf, a newer Banana Bread is fed up with the drama, “Stick a fork in me, I’m done.” The colander is under strain, and every other kitchen member seems to be talking (reportedly, the Pot is calling the Kettle back).
This could not come at a worse time for “BK” producers as they are already facing criticism over using exclusively bleached and enriched flours, and many worry the show may be on the chopping block.
- Jacob Nuckolls, Terminal Times
The Terminal Times 