Study: Less Than 1% Of Crackheads Will Give You Some Crack

Crackhead researchers at the University of Ohio have released an interesting new study, claiming crack addicts rarely (if ever) share their crack.

“After years of studying crackheads in the wild, we’ve found that less than 1% of crackheads will give you some crack,” said renowned crackologist Joshua Anderson, “this number is particularly astonishing when you compare it with other crack stats.”

According to the report, 2% of crackheads will let you smell their crack, and 94% of get it and immediately smoke it.

“It’s a good life,” says Anderson, “but you’ve gotta be dedicated.” 

• The Terminal Times

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: