750,000 Twitter Users Taken Into FBI Custody

After Twitter banned users from sharing memes wishing death upon the president, 750,000 account holders have been taken into FBI custody.

The users were banned from the platform and immediately arrested for tweeting things such as, “i hope trump dies lol,” and “lol, i hope trump dies.”

“750,000, that’s a lot of people,” said a spokesperson for Twitter, “we’ve lost ad revenue because of our new lack of juice drinking hippies. I think we’ll have to get more liberal somehow.”

The prisoners are being stationed in various Zoom calls and chat rooms, awaiting trial for bullying someone who made bullying popular again.

  • The Terminal Times

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