International Freeze Tag Champion Shocked To Test Positive For COVID

Talia Stein, world-renown tag champion & light-up shoes brand ambassador, has tested positive for the Coronavirus. “I’ve never been caught,” she said Monday on Instagram, “but it seems like I have caught someone I wasn’t planning too – COVID-19.”

She went on to say that she was shaken to her core after this diagnosis.  “I’ve outrun every competitor in the world, but I couldn’t outrun this. Even with my new shoes.”

She expressed concern that this will affect her future competition. “With a heavy heart, I release my title of World Tag Champion to COVID-19. Well played.”

When asked what she would do now, she said she will be sharpening her hide-and-seek skills. “My days of Tag competitions are over, I’ll be moving on to Hide-And-Seek.”

Talia will face tough competition: the current reigning champion of hide-and-seek is Bigfoot after he beat out Donald Trump’s brain two years ago.

• Jacob Nuckolls, Terminal Times

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