Walmart CEO Murders Employee After Confusing Civil Union With Labor Union

Walmart CEO Doug McMillon is historically tyrannical in his anti union views- going as far as terminating employees for mentioning the use of union phrases such as “living wage” and “lunch break.” Those views got him in a bit of a bind last week, as he mistook an employee’s civil union for a Local Teamsters meeting. The mistake cost 13 lives.

“I don’t listen when my indentured servants talk. All I heard was union, not civil union, honest mistake,” said McMillon. “Why would I listen to them? I hire the meek to serve the world’s scum.”

 When not murdering gay men, you can find Doug McMillon soaking up the sun on his on island with underage women. 

  • The Terminal Times

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